“We are strange, ageless, medically curious and vaguely Satanic Hollywood fossils who live underground, fearing the purging glare of daylight.” — from Inside the Hollywood Star Chamber: In Which Five Clones of Karl Malden Choose the Oscar Winners
Category: funny
Cameroon
“The Cameroon health minister has deemed it necessary to warn people that drinking urine may not be good for your health.” Story at the BBC site. And I thought Americans were stupid.
Money
“Even if money can’t buy happiness, it sure can buy a really nice TV.”
Roger’s Profanisaurus
What would Jesus drive?
A 1957 Plymouth Fury, of course!
News of the Weird
From the most recent News of the Weird:
Officials at Somerville (N.J.) High School warned students in October to stop trying to get high by choking each other into unconsciousness. (With the so-called “California Knockout,” a student holds his breath for 10 seconds to get light-headed, after which a pal squeezes his neck to put him out.)
Go Somerville!
Links
Disturbing links:
A Photographic History of Michael Jackson’s Face
Snap Your Desk
(Update 10/28/2018: both from here, and probably dead by now.)
Viking Kittens
At my brother’s urging, I watched the entire Viking Kittens thing. Um, okay. Here’s something I don’t understand, but it looks like fun.
The Library Hotel
The Library Hotel — a hotel organized by the Dewey Decimal System. Weird.